I'd dressed it in grass blocks and went to fucking town. Fuck, the fucking villagers caught me with their Iron Golem. I want her to have my mutant Steve/creeper babies. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Creeper's tight TNT storage compartment. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Creeper-chan. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. Every time I go to the mine shaft I get a massive erection. They wrote: Commit suicide by banging the minecraft creeper so goddamn bad. The post received more than 5,800 points (96% upvoted) and 90 comments. On April 8th, Redditor regretful-decisions posted a variation of the copypasta in the /r/copypasta subreddit, replacing Isabelle from Animal Crossing with the Minecraft Creeper, crossposting the copypasta from an /r/teenagers post. On January 14th, 2019, Redditor catmality posted the Isabelle variation in the /r/copypasta subreddit, where it received more than 4,700 points (95% upvoted) and 195 comments.
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